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Monday, May 11, 2015

Amanda McCoy in the Hizouse

1320's homie Amanda McCoy has been adopted into the beezies. So by tradition, it is time to interview Amanda! And also by tradition, Steph and Annabeth will join in later on.

Q: Are you psychic in any way?
A: Would it be bad to quote Mean Girls here? I have ESPN.

Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: Ummmmm ooooh........ to Annabeth after I had not had enough sleep. 
Annabeth: I don't even remember that


Q: Do you have kids?
A: Yes. A dog names Neka. We actually named it after the greek God Nike, but my Dad doesn't say it like that.

Q: Favorite smells
A: Old Spice Swagger... no..... honey suckle 

Q: Tell me about your first kiss
A: It was after watching It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. I was nineteen, it was last summer, with Will. On Annabeth's birthday. 

Q: What's the first thing you notice about people?
A: smiles

Q: What's your weird turn on for boys?
A: They can text appropriately
(Steph snaps in agreeance)

Q: What is your kryptonite?
A: Survivor

Q: What is the way to your heart?
A: I could say chipotle but that sounds super white girl. So traveling with me. Although that sounds super white girl too. Also, the old chipotle forks they used to have. 

Q: What is your special talent?
A: I can read really fast. I read the whole Harry Potter series in 4 days.

Q: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
A: No. 
Do you want to?
A: depends on who I am with

Q: What is your favorite sound?
A: Steph choking on a McFlurry

Q: Do you prefer vertical or horizontal stripes?
A: Horizontal

Q: Celebrity crush and you can only choose one
A: Liam Hemsworth 

NOW WELCOME STEPH AND ANNABETH
Q: If you could go and do college again what would be your degree?
Am: Classic english literature and classics
S: I would go to beauty school and put ombre in everyones hair
An: Geology and look at volcanos all the time

Q: Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?
Am: Jane Austin
S: Jon Lajoie
An: Atilla the Hun

Q: Would you like to be famous? In what way?
Am: Not really, I like my privacy
S: Yes, I want to be a Kardashian 
An: I would want to be famous under a different name. Like a pseudoname.

Q: Before making a telephone call, do you ever rehearse what you are going to say? Why?
Am: Yes because I get super nervous and awkward on telephone calls
S: Yes because calling people for important things will never stop being scary
An: Yes because I say ridiculous things if I don't think them through


Q: What would constitute a “perfect” day for you?
Am: Going around a new city in Europe for the first time
S: Going to Disneyland and having sex... that's called my honeymoon
An: Roadtrip!!! To Oregon and Washington by way of the Pacific Coast Highway

Q: When did you last sing to yourself? What song?
Am: Like 5 minutes before you came in, Moonlight crush
S: 20 minutes ago driving home from my final, shook me all night long
An: Hmmm... I think I was singing Ed Sheeran today

Q: If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want?
Am: The body
S: The mind. When you're old who the freaks cares what you look like
An: The body

Q: Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?
Am: Car wreck on a road trip
S: Some weird disease or have an accident and die at 30. To be honest I thought I would die in high school, but I am here still.
An: I think I am going to get possessed.

Q: For what in your life do you feel most grateful?
Am: My family
S: The gospel.... I was gonna say my boobs
An: I was gonna say my butt... but let's see all the people in my life who make it wonderful

Q: If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?
Am: Patience
S: Athleticism 
An: Upper body strength

Q: What do you value most in a friendship?
Am: Loyalty
S: People don't need to talk all the time
An: Someone I can talk around 

Q: What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?
Am: Suicide
S: The holocaust and mental illness
An: Parents dying, that's just bad karma

Q: What is your most terrible memory?
Am: Every single awkward thing I have ever done in my entire life
S: Every time I have pooped my pants... or my bed.... such as last week
An: Anytime I am talking to anyone 

Q: If you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? 
Am: I would get out of school and travel everywhere
S: Definitely quit school and start blowing money
An: Quit school and have all the cats and hoard squirrels 

Q: What's the advice you have ever received?
Am: You know you could watch more than one show in a day
S: I don't know because if I get bad advice I forget about it and don't follow it
An: You should try tinder

Q: If you could accomplish one thing in your life what would it be?
Am: Improve the people around me or something cheesy like that
S: World farting champion and to find love. But not at the same time
An: I want to have babies





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