Please give a round of applause for McKenzie Richardson (AKA Maxie Pad)
Q: Are you psychic in any way?
M: OH YES. I'm like in the beginning stages of being a clairvoyant
Q: When was the last time you cried?
M: Uh yesterday. When my mom left
Q: Do you have kids?
M: Not physically
Q: Favorite smells
M: Anthropologie and Christmas
Q: Tell me about your first kiss
M: Do you count when you are five years old? (Yes) Well when I was 5, Braeden Davis chased me around the house and then even as a child I was pretty out of shape and so I was running and I stopped to take a breather, and then he popped up behind me and kissed me. But my real first kiss was when I was 14 years old and it was in a car... but not his car... someone was driving us around while we were making out.
Q: What's the first thing you notice about people?
M: Ummm..... probably their energy since I am a psychic
Q: What's your weird turn on for boys?
M: I'm too young to have turn ons.
Q: What is your kryptonite?
M: Probably like takis
Q: What is the way to your heart?
M: Also takis or hot cheetos with lime
Q: What is your special talent?
M: Well. First things first i don't have talents. Oh my gosh I can do 13 flips under water.... but I also did that when I was 13
Q: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
M: haha yeah. It was in a lake in Canada and I was on my period and I am pretty sure I have a fish inside me
Q: What is your favorite sound?
M: Uhhhmm Steph's farts. No. Probably my favorite sound is Rebecca Black, Friday.
Q: Do you prefer vertical or horizontal stripes?
M: Horizontal
Q: Celebrity crush and you can only choose one
M: I recently found one, who was it... oh.... (taps head vigorously) heaven help me. Where are my clairvoyant skills when I need them. OH GORDO! From Lizzie McGuire.
Now welcome the queen of these interviews: Stephanie Lauren Shaw
Q: What's your nickname? Where did your nickname came from?
M: Maxie pad! Because my parents were going to name me maxie, and Avery calls me Maxie. (Ej started it, I kept it going)
S: Step on me because that's what kids in elementary called me (McKenzie: was that meant to be sexual?) (Steph: You know that everything you say goes on here? McKenzie: Sydney come on!)
Q: What is one famous person's quote that describes how you live your life?
M: Kim Kardashian said this about Piers Morgan "Why don't you try being successful with your clothes off, because it's actually really hard"
S: Kris Jenner "That just means there's more room for diamonds" after Kendall was complaining about her boobs sagging
Q: Are you more into looks or brains?
M: I think I am more into brains. Michael Phleps is so hot and I bet he is really smart, he's got to be. And he looks really good with a beard. My dad was like he has a weird face and I was like shut up no he doesn't.
S: (shakes head) Brains
Q: What's on your bucket list for this year?
M: This year? My bucketlist is to kiss no boys ha ha ha ha (Steph: only girls)
S: This year? I have a lot can I say more than one thing? Kiss 12 boys, get my youtube channel famous, make a lot of money and sleep a lot every night
Q: What exotic pet would you like to have?
M: Oh probably hahhahah hahah hah I was going to say a panda but they literally do nothing, they are the most irrelevant animal. They are so fat. Maria Menounos
S: I want a finger monkey
Q: If you could marry one celebrity that's not Harry Styles who would you marry?
M: I find Obama oddly attractive (Steph: hahahahahahahahah) I like powerful black men
S: JJ Watt, obvi
Q: What is your spirit animal?
M: A koala bear because I have chlamydia... I'm totally kidding.... only kind of
S: An elephant because I am large and in charge
Q: What is your earliest memory?
M: Okay. So. Don't tell me it's not worth fighting for.... does anyone know that song? I remember being in Canada and that song playing in Canada
S: Oh i know mine. I think I was 1 1/2 or 2 years old. It was of me playing basketball hahahah in a little toy basket thing that we had and my dad had to pick me up to put me in it. But I also have memories of being potty trained in the plastic potty downstairs.
Q: What do you consider your greatest achievement?
M: mmmm. Mine is probably becoming fruit manager at bahama bucks
S: I have many. My cheer team when I was 8 won first place at national championships. And when I was in the 2nd grade, I won third place in a creative writing competition for all the private schools in Texas.
Q: You wouldn't be caught dead where?
M: hm. Sea World.
S: Disneyland because I would never be dead there. I would never go there if I was dead.
Q: What is your favorite disney character and why?
M: Jasmine. Cause she is I don't know I've just always liked her
S: Ryan Evans because I was always a little bit attracted to him
Q: Would you rather go about your normal day naked or have smelly breath and body odor for the whole day?
M: Here's the thing about me... putting on clothes is my least favorite thing of the day. So I would go around naked
S: Well I agree with you because I just read a BuzzFeed article about a girl that only wore body paint and nobody noticed
Q: Would you rather never have sex or never find true love?
M: Oh hell what. Sex has got to be pretty painful....
S: Well considering I have never done either of those things I guess never have sex
Q: How do you feel about Sydney?
M: hm depends on the day
S: eh.
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