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Friday, August 23, 2013

MEET THE ROOMMATES

Meet Annabeth
 Meet Lauren
Meet Steph
This blog is dedicated to all of you getting to know my beautiful roommates.
Q: Are you psychic in any way?

S: Yes. I have music ESP I always know when songs are about to come on the radio.
A: Yes. And you will die at age 80
L: No I am the only normal one

Q: When was the last time you cried?

S: About a week before I came to school
A: Yesterday when I was with my mom who was holding a baby
L: Yesterday as I was driving away from home

Q: Do you have kids?

S: I do not have kids right now but I am currently pregnant with a food baby names Ira
A: Yes.
L: No I am not a skank

Q: Favorite smells

S: I have a lot. Cow pastures, man, flowers, printer toner, and rain
A: Rain, laundry, and cat litter
L: Gasoline and good smelling men

Q: Tell me about your first kiss

S: It was in front of my locker in the middle of my english class in the ninth grade to a boy who looks like he is 50
A: It was with a guy named Jackson. He was in orchestra with me. It was outside my house and it took me like three times to land my lips on his
L: It was in a park greenbelt and you can guess the rest

Q: What's the first thing you notice about people?

S: Potential mate?
me- yes
S: eyes and muscles
A: General face structure
L: Their smile then hair

Q: What's your weird turn on for boys?

S: forearms when they write and the muscles in their forearms move
A: Good grammar
L: Musically inclined

Q: What is your kryptonite?

S: Diet coke
A: Peanut Butter
L: Chocolate and Ice Cream

Q: What is the way to your heart?

S: Back rubs, humor and a good friendship to start (Just touch me)
A: I like cuddling a lot. Cuddling is nice
L: A righteous young man

Q: What is your special talent?

S: making fart noises with a straw
A: Quacking and dancing at the same time also tongue clover
L: Bendy fingers

Q: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

S: No. My husband and I will on our honeymoon. Is that too personal?
A: Nope. I have not
L: No but it's on my bucket list

Q: What is your favorite sound?

S: Purring kitties
A: I like cats pooping. I like to hear the pfffffffft coming out of the litter box.
L: Josh Turner singing and Steph belching

Q: Do you prefer vertical or horizontal stripes?

S Horizontal. Polka dots
L: Horizontal is in right now but vertical is more flattering
A: I agree with Lauren

Q: Celebrity crush and you can only choose one

S: Zac Efron
A: Luke Bryan
L: Tim McGraw



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