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Monday, May 16, 2016

Meet the Roomies (with TWO new ones)

So as you all may or may not know, when the original beezies (Steph, Lauren, Annabeth and myself) moved in together I did a "Meet the Roomies" blog post asking them questions so we could get to know each other. Every time we adopt a new roomie, I ask them the same questions as that first post, and then veteran roomies enter at the end to answer a few new questions. 
So now you've met Lauren, Annabeth, Steph, Heather and Amanda. Now I introduce to you all Jenny and Ty!

J = Jenny
T= Ty
Then when Steph comes in later she will = S
Q: Are you psychic in any way?
J: YES! I CAN TOTALLY TELL THE FUTURE. Literally I can see something happening in my head. But if it's not going to happen I can't picture it at all.
T: I don't know if I would say Im psychic. I mean yeah I have premonition type things. Like what time I thought I was going to fall into a canal and then I did.

Q: When was the last time you cried?
J: Probably today. I cry so easily. And I'm about to start my period. I cried thinking about the Maleficent commercial a couple weeks ago.
T: Last night when I was driving home, don't ask me why it just happened, I was listening to an emotional song

Q: Do you have kids?
J: No, I have sons
T: I have potential children HOPEFULLY I hope my ovaries work

Q: Favorite smells
J: No smell, or else I will throw up
T: I like the smell of orange blossoms and clean sheets annnnnd ummmmm what else mmmm there's like this lime dish soap from target that smells really nice. Oh and I love the smell of men. I love when they raise their arm and I can smell their deodorant.

Q: Tell me about your first kiss
J: Oh my gosh 6th grade, he paid me ten dollars. It was also on video.
T: Do you want me to describe the whole thing? Well, it was after track meet. We were waiting on the football field, I was 15 I couldn't drive. I was just skipping around being a weirdo. I turned to jump over a hurdle, he grabbed my hand, pulled me around and I turned right into him and muah right on the mouth. Then I laughed and skipped away.

Q: What's the first thing you notice about people?
J: Probably just their face, if they have a face
T: I don't know I notice a lot. hahah. I always look at their teeth 

Q: What's your weird turn on for boys?
J: Oh my gosh, SMARTNESS. Literally this guy got accepted to Harvard and I can't stop thinking about him.
T: I think I'm asexual, I don't have a turn on. I'm just kidding, if they speak Spanish to me. Actually no, I have jungle fever. I just love them, they don't have to do anything.

Q: What is your kryptonite?
J: Any news thing about the Kardashians, or Zayn and One Direction. Pretty much media.
T: Cake. Depends on what I am being weak in. Okay sometimes I can resist cake, take that off there. Something I cannot resist? A DEAL. I cannot resist a sale. I CANT  I CANT I CANT I HAVE TO BUY IT. 

Q: What is the way to your heart?
J: There's like literally no way
T: I already said that, speak a different language. BUT THATS NOT TRUE. It's like in the moment, oh okay. I guess mmmmmm like mmmSTOP Yeah I would say... I would say... Someone who can hold their ground, yet still give me what I want. 

Q: What is your special talent?
J: I think I can lick my elbow
T: I have a lot. Hmmmm I'm really good at painting my right hand nails.  

Q: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
J: Yeah. My dad walked out, it was so funny
T: Yes. I did it in a pond and the missionaries saw us
Steph: YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY

Q: What is your favorite sound?
J: Niall Horan's voice, his Irish-ness
T: Hmmmm I can tell you what my least favorite sound is, someone smacking their food 

Q: Do you prefer vertical or horizontal stripes?
J: I think vertical
T: It depends, I like vertical striped because they make you look skinnier but horizontal stripes are pretty cute 

Q: Celebrity crush and you can only choose one
J: Zayn Malik
T: Scott Eastwood, hand down.  

NOW COMES STEPH

Q: What would be your perfect pet?
J: Like ten dogs
T: Hmm probably a french bull dog or an english bull dog. Something with a lot of wrinkles, and snorts. So also a pig.
S: A capuchin monkey 

Q: What would be your perfect first date?
J: I can't even imagine myself on a date, because I am so repulsed by every boy. Something short and sweet but not sweet.
T: I don't like dates. Only with a person that I am already in a relationship with
S:I just want to talk and make out, if I like them

Q: If you could be any TV character who would you want to be?
J: Rory Gilmore
T: Anyone who ends up with Rafael
S: Serena Van der Woodsen 

Q: What is your secret phobia?
J: I'm like terrified of ants, hermit crabs and the ocean
T: Heights, and gimpy limbs
S: Snails and mascots and midgets

Q: What planet would you visit and why?
J: Jupiter because it has a billion moons and one of their moons is like water maybe. And also jupiter is so cool
T: I don't want to visit a planet
S: Uranus, nuff said

Q: When was the last time you gave a high-five? To whom? For why?
J: I gave a high five to Paul because I saw him and we high fived
T: I gave one to my brother, mostly because I wanted to quote Nacho Libre
S: I gave one to Elder Mitchell yesterday because I can't touch him

Q: What's on your bucket list?
J: I just want lots of money, like all the money you can get. A really giant house with my own five dogs.
T: I don't really like thinking about it because I get a little unrealistic. To be an international superstar with lots of money. With a really really hot husband and a giant ring.
S: That's easy for me, I only have two. To go to the remaining continents I haven't been to, and to break plates at a greek restaurant. Is that it? Now can I poop?

1 comment:

  1. These are seriously always my favorite thing. Also I agree with Stephs sentiments. Y'all are CRAZY.

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